$99 for a 3-Day, 2-Night Wild Hog Hunt Package. Lodging, Meals, Drinks Included. ($799 Value!)

Deal Description

Attention All Who Hunger for Adventure and Thirst for Revenge:

Humanity is being threatened by an invasive species. Feral hogs are devastating our farms, forests, wildlife habitats, and beaches,causing about $500 million in annual damages! These pigs reproduce every 115 days with up to 12 in a litter. Texas is over-run with them, and that’s costing you, the taxpayer, millions of dollars. It’s enough to make anyone — even a vegan — want to grab a rifle and shoot one. And at just $75 for this Ranch Hand Hog Hunt $499 adventure, that’s exactly what they’ll get to do. Won’t you join them?

With this Wild Hog Hunt package, guides will drop you off and pick you up from the blinds, pick up your game, and advise you on the best places to spot and stalk. So bring your rifles, bring your pistols, and if all else fails, have your bowie knife ready! You may see many exotic animals, but don’t get too entertained, because when the hogs move in, it can be fast and furious! But you are the hunter, and you will prevail. You’ll bring these varmints to justice and be rewarded with the best meat you’ve ever tasted. Not to mention a heck of a trophy for your “game room”.